{"id":2218,"date":"2014-01-22T12:42:33","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T12:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chupetespersonalizados.com\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2014-01-22T12:42:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T12:42:33","slug":"frases-tipicas-madre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tutete.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/frases-tipicas-madre\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases t\u00edpicas de madre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Las madres, otra cosa no, pero tienen un <strong>repertorio de frases de madre aut\u00e9nticas y genuinas<\/strong> que se repiten aunque pasen los a\u00f1os. No pasan de moda, vaya \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<p>No hay madre que no le haga gracia escucharlas y\/o leerlas porque saben a ciencia cierta que esto es as\u00ed como el mundo es mundo, as\u00ed que no servir\u00eda de nada negarlo, <strong>#somosas\u00ed<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00 <!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>Algunas frases t\u00edpicas de madre total:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Si te tragas un chicle, se te va a pegar a las tripas<\/li>\n<li>T\u00fa sigue llorando, que te voy a dar razones para que lo hagas de verdad<\/li>\n<li>No me, no me&#8230; que te, que te&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Y si Fulanita se tira a un pozo t\u00fa te tiras detr\u00e1s, \u00bfno?<\/li>\n<li>Como vaya yo y lo encuentre&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Cuento hasta tres. A la unaaaaaa,  a las dooooos, a las dos y mediaaaaaaaa&#8230; !!!!<\/li>\n<li>Te vas a caer&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Porque lo digo yo y punto.<\/li>\n<li>T\u00f3mate r\u00e1pido el zumo, que se le van las vitaminas<\/li>\n<li>Qu\u00edtate el pelo de la cara, que no se te ven los ojos<\/li>\n<li>Hay que esperar dos horas de digesti\u00f3n antes de ba\u00f1arse<\/li>\n<li>Llama cuando llegues<\/li>\n<li>Mientras vivas en esta casa, har\u00e1s lo que yo digo<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pero esto no es todo, amigos, hay mucho m\u00e1s&#8230; porque esto es solo un aperitivo, nos hemos puesto a buscar y hemos dado con una infograf\u00eda que no es una cualquiera, es genial: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trecebits.com\/2014\/01\/19\/frases-de-madre-la-infografia-definitiva\/\">La infograf\u00eda definitiva de las frases de madre<\/a> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Que la disfrut\u00e9is \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chupetespersonalizados.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/frases-mama.png\" alt=\"frases-mama\" width=\"600\" height=\"552\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2219\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chupetespersonalizados.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/infografia-frases-madres.png\" alt=\"infografia-frases-madres\" width=\"700\" height=\"4294\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 os ha parecido este recopilatorio? \u00bfTen\u00e9is alguna frase que os venga a la mente y ech\u00e9is en falta? \u00bfTen\u00e9is vuestra propia frase de madre? \u00bfCu\u00e1l es vuestra favorita? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las madres, otra cosa no, pero tienen un repertorio de frases de madre aut\u00e9nticas y genuinas que se repiten aunque pasen los a\u00f1os. 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